From Twitter 10-22-2009

• 08:02:08: I had to take a drug test the other day and it came back negative. My dealer's got some explaining to do!
  
• 15:01:08: Why is there a man in the bottom corner of my TV playing charades?
  
• 17:54:12: Just took my 165th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
  
• 22:01:28: Facebook: Never letting you forget any of your one night stands!!
  

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